Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
