Buhtt sex?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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