weddingsv make me drug and hornr
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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