You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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