that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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