Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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