I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
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