i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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