Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
We talked him into tasing himself.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I am naked and annoyed.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
