it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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