Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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