He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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