I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I'm really busy with my period
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