When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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