She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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