yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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