Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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