I'm lost and stupid without you.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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