i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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