I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I love having hate sex.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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