Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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