Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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