I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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