marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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