i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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