i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
high people should be assigned attendants
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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