when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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