I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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