Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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