He disabled his match.com account in front of me
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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