): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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