If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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