so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I need to align my fucking chakras
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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