brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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