That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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