He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
The ass gains better be worth it
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