dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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