You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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