Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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