Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I have post one night stand depression
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