So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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