If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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