the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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