I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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