Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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