hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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