Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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