I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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