I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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