It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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