We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
You left your phone here
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