Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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